In a surprise move, the Trump administration has decided to abandon email for all sensitive communication.  Instead it will use Twitter and Instagram to spread counterintelligence information as a means to confuse cyber terrorists and state cyber criminals.

The contentious nature of former Secretary Clinton’s private email server was the focus of high-level discussions this week among the Trump transition team and prompted the decision to abandon email because of its insecure communications protocols and possible vulnerability.

To participate please Tweet @Trump to obfuscate.

Just kidding, of course.   But anything is possible in these uncertain times.  And, after all, The Cloud is Huge!

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Thanks to our friends at Transition IT